The Happy Muggers

Pit Fight
Wherein Modra does not appear
  • Into the kitchen, down to the basement
    • Tarque busts in
    • two little Hex Knights (the servers from upstairs) and a human woman
      • her name is Katela, and she is the proprietor
      • " Modra is here; shall I escort you to him?"
      • she’s lying!
    • Leeloo misses a Hex Knight with Eldritch Blast
    • Tortolla hits Katela, who’s a jackalwere deciever
    • one of the Hex Knights Curses Leeloo and marks her. Dark warlocks!
    • a Shadow Speaker runs out and chokes D’cafnaet’d with shadows
    • D’cafnaet’d hits Katela
    • Leeloo Eye Bites the Hex Knight and then runs by him
    • Tarque hits Katela, who is bloodied, and as she falls she turns into a jackal and hits D’cafnaet’d and Tarque with a concussive wave
    • Montiago Dillermo shoots a Phantom Bolt and pushes Katela into the fighting pit, and the fall kills her
    • Tortolla calls the Haunting Spirits on the Hex Knight Leeloo has been beating
    • then that Hex Knight slices Tortolla, slowing him
    • the other Hex Knight hits D’cafnaet’d and Tarque from behind, slowing D’cafnaet’d and missing Tarque
    • a crossbow bolt misses Aegis
    • Tiefling with a longsword emerges from a room and runs up next to Leeloo.
    • D’cafnaet’d hits the Hex Knight who hit him
    • Leeloo Curses the Tiefling, Fey Steps into the fighting pit, and bloodies the Hex Knight
    • Tarque misses a Hex Knight with the Weight of the Earth
    • Tortolla runs from the Hex Knight, who slashes him and slows him, and then he heals D’cafnaet’d and Tarque and hurts the Hex Knight
    • the Hex Knight near Leeloo and Tortolla runs over and misses Tortolla and hits Montiago Dillermo, who’s slowed
    • the Hex Knight near Tarque and D’cafnaet’d moves; Aegis misses an opportunity, as does D’cafnaet’d and Tarque. He then gets combat advantage against Tarque and hits him
    • the crossbowman comes out and shoots Tarque. The bolt explodes and hits D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks the Hex Knight, but misses him
    • the Shadow Speaker hits Leeloo with a shadowy spear
    • Leeloo’s Eldritch Rain kills the Hex Knight and hits the Tiefling
    • Tarque pulls the Weight of the Earth to hit the Hex Knight next to him
    • Montiago Dillermo, blind, Phantom Bolts the Tiefling and pushes her into the pit
    • Tortolla spends his second wind, then heals D’cafnaet’d and Tarque
    • the last Hex Knight critically hits Tarque
    • the crossbowman shoots Tortolla and Curses him
    • D’cafnaet’d shifts back, dark fires the Hex Knight, then leaps forward to Acrobatic Strike him, but misses
    • the Shadow Speaker shoots another spear of darkness into Leeloo
    • Leeloo misses with Witchfire, but Sacrifices to Caiphon to keep the power
    • Montiago Dillermo goes invisible with his boots, then mirror mazes the Tiefling
    • Tortolla dismisses Aegis, then resummons him next to Leeloo so he can bite the Tiefling and heal Leeloo. He then burns an action point to Haunting Spirits the Hex Knight, who is bloodied
    • the Hex Knight critically hits Tarque
    • the crossbowman hits Tortolla
    • the Tiefling can’t move and can’t hit anyone, so she Curses
    • D’cafnaet’d stabs the Hex Knight, who dies
    • the Shadow Speaker hits Leeloo with yet another shadow spear
    • Leeloo Witchfires the Tiefling
    • Tarque Roots of Stones the crossbowman
    • Montiago Dillermo hits the Tiefling with Grasping Shadows, and she dies. She never got to hit anything
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits the crossbowman
    • the crossbowman draws a dagger and critically hits Tarque, but between temporary hit points and damage resistance he takes no damage
    • D’cafnaet’d Dazing Strikes the crossbowman, who is bloodied
    • the Shadow Speaker shoots Aegis (Leeloo is hiding behind Tortolla) with a shadow spear, and Aegis disappears
    • Leeloo misses the crossbowman, then ducks into a side room
    • Montiago Dillermo misses the crossbowman, then ducks into the same side room
    • Tortolla Protecting Strikes the crossbowman, then runs into that same room
    • the crossbowman tries to run, but gets hit and goes unconscious
    • D’cafnaet’d tries to jump to the chandelier, but just falls on his face
    • the Shadow Speaker runs for it
    • 270 Gold + 5 gems, worth 500 Gold total
    • some magic item
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Duegar Barfight
Wherein the PCs find Jontiago and steal his pipe
  • Interrogation of the Mage
    • Armel
    • Works for Amshel, the dead guard
    • first job with this group
    • a shadowy figure emerges: a short human
      • Sarshan, of the town spies
      • has been tracking Modra for a while
      • “his minions are often at the Happy Beggar”
      • he wanders off
      • D’cafnaet’d follows
    • send Armel to the city guard
  • Extended Rest
  • To the Happy Beggar
  • Into the kitchen
    • deserted, with a stairwell going down
    • short rest
    • send a message to Stonehammer that we’re on the trail of Modra
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Wondering how I got here

From Leeloo’s journal:

I feel out of my element and over my head. I had to swing my father’s sword at someone the other day.

I understand that the work we’re doing is important, that Elsir Vale will be ravaged by the orcs if we let them raze Overlook. I know that my whole family– everyone I know– will be put in danger if that happens. And I know in my heart of hearts that our little band of misfits will be able to stop them, somehow. But I can’t imagine that it’s come to this. To us.

Elsir Vale is larger than me and these friends I’ve found. It’s larger than my quest to find my father, and certainly larger than those happy memories of my family around the fireplace. It should have the resources to match its size, and it shouldn’t have to rely on a tiny little Eladrin from the Witchwood to keep the monsters at bay.

Because maybe if it did the monsters would have been kept at bay. We didn’t manage it, and it’s tearing me up inside. I sat there in that Ale Room and listened as the army marched past. I heard the hours on end of armor clanking and leather creaking and boots thudding. I sat in that little room and watched as D’cafnaet’d stood a step away from his prepared hiding place, as the rest of them slept. I sat there and was powerless to stop this army from marching toward my home, toward my family, toward my fireplace. I sat there and failed.

Overlook is our last hope. The orcs are stopped here, unable to bring themselves to merely pass this city by and pillage the Vale’s unprotected interior. Here we shall make our stand, and here we shall break their will. This shall be their apex, and we shall help them crest and decline. This time we shall not fail.

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Back to Overlook
  • Running from the lava
    • hoping it’s the right way
    • following Kalad’s map
    • minor skirmishes on the way
  • Outside, hike to Overlook
  • Sent an animal messenger to the city counsel saying we’re on the way
    • Orc patrols are light on the north wall
  • A siege has not yet begun, but the army is at the gates
    • 12-1300 troops around the town, 2-300 more in the vicinity
    • recon
      • Leeloo, Montiago Dillermo and Tarque head south and east
        • find a resource gathering force outside the range of longbowmen
        • Montiago Dillermo‘s History check shows that they’re spreading their resources out to avoid vulnerabilities
        • lots of smaller orcish clans have globbed into the invasion force
      • Tortolla and D’cafnaet’d head north and west
        • again, spread out supplies
        • the commander’s tent is near the west gate
        • they’re following a scorched earth strategy
        • 9 hours into our recon, a large group with human wagons arrives, probably from a razed town
        • the commander is good, and it’s unusual for orcs to be so organized
          • he’s a huge half-Orc/half-something-else
  • Head to the north wall
    • human voices; investigate
    • D’cafnaet’d sneaks up
    • a human cloaked in layers of clothes hands a tube to 10-15 orcs, who spit on him and walk away
    • the human walks away from the rendezvous
    • D’cafnaet’d follows him, then returns with the guy unconscious on his shoulders and an arrow in his back
    • Tortolla heals him
    • he was going to go up a rope and back into the city, but D’cafnaet’d got him
    • slump the guy over Tortolla’s shoulders and run after the orcs
    • we overtake them and D’cafnaet’d intimidates them
    • everyone but Tarque catches an arrow
    • Aegis appears in front of the Orc with the scroll to distract him
    • Grasping Shadows scare them
    • Leeloo snags the tube and Fey Steps away
    • as they run away Leeloo opens it up and sees at it’s a map, then falls on her face
    • Tarque helps her up as they run to the wall
    • the watch lets down a rope and we go up it
    • who’s this sixth guy? A traitor!
  • To the counsel chamber
    • D’cafnaet’d picks some pockets and gets caught; Leeloo makes a point of yelling at him to save face
    • Morgoff Stonefist in the center
    • Montiago Dillermo tells them what’s happened
    • we show them the map; its numbers are the watch’s deployments
    • “there is a traitor in your midst”
      • all of the counsellors take this as new info; it’s not them
    • we get Morgoff Stonefist to send his personal guard to interrogate the traitor
    • we tell them what we know of the troops outside
    • and D’cafnaet’d lets slip that Kalad is dead,which pisses Morgoff Stonefist off
    • this city is prepared for a long siege
    • D’cafnaet’d sneaks out and street wises for info
      • Modra is the one to talk to about seedy dealings
    • the plan: find the traitor, then pose as him to get close to the Orc leader and kill him
    • D’cafnaet’d fails to sneak back into the counsel room
    • the traitor was just a hired thug; he was being threatened
    • the man who hired him was very short, swathed in black clothing
    • D’cafnaet’d goes undercover to get hired as a runner
      • the others go about their business
        D’cafnaet’d gets a call to go to Broken Leg Lane for a rendezvous
    • we all hide
    • a Mage (not short) and two guardsmen
    • a tube goes to the guardsman, the guardsman goes to give it to D’cafnaet’d
    • the guardsman is nervous as he approaches D’cafnaet’d
    • he comes up and stabs at D’cafnaet’d: “we know you’ve been searching for ”/campaigns/happy-muggers/characters/modra" class=“wiki-content-link”>Modra!" He Strikes and dazed D’cafnaet’d
    • four other thugs appear to pin D’cafnaet’d in; they appear not to know the rest of us are there
    • Tortolla flanks the guardsman
    • a berserker comes up and flanks Tortolla, then Critically Hits him
    • another goes up and hits Tortolla
    • Leeloo Fey Steps past the berserkers and Witchfires the Mage to bloody him
    • Montiago Dillermo misses with Grasping Shadows, then Burns an Action Point to cast sleep on the two guards who haven’t moved yet
    • a slowed guard hits Montiago Dillermo
    • another guard goes to crowd Leeloo
    • a third guard gets an opportunity attack from a hidden Tarque
    • the fourth guard hits Tortolla, who’s down to 3 HP
    • Tarque hits two guards with Roots of Stone
    • Tortolla shifts, misses, Burns an Action Point, heals
    • D’cafnaet’d Dazing Strikes the fourth guard, but doesn’t shake off the daze
    • the Mage shoots lightning at Tarque, Tortolla, and D’cafnaet’d, and only misses D’cafnaet’d
    • two berzerkers miss Tarque
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains the Mage
    • Montiago Dillermo puts a mirror maze off of Tarque’s bald head, immobilizing the berzerkers and a guard
    • three guards miss, and one hits Leeloo to knock her prone
    • Tortolla Healing Strikes a guardsman, undazes D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d misses a guardsman, Burns an Action Point and kills the guardsman. “You should have run.”
    • the Mage shoots lighting at Tarque, Montiago Dillermo, and Leeloo, but only hits Montiago Dillermo
    • the two berzerkers swing at Tarque and one hits
    • Montiago Dillermo phantom bolts a fighter, who falls prone over barrels
    • Leeloo stands up and Eye Bites the fighter next to her, so she becomes invisible
    • the fighters hit Montiago Dillermo and Tarque
    • Tarque knocks down one of the berzerkers
    • Aegis Healing Strikes the prone berzerker
    • D’cafnaet’d Riposte Strikes the prone berzerker, who is bloodied
    • the Mage lightning bolts Leeloo, Tarque and D’cafnaet’d, missing everyone
    • the berzerkers hit at Tarque, and one hits
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the Mage to knock him out, and Critically Hits him, then Burns an Action Point to Curse of the Dark Dream on the fighter and move him away from Montiago Dillermo
    • Montiago Dillermo second winds and downs a healing potion
    • a guard hits Montiago Dillermo
    • another guard hits D’cafnaet’d
    • the last guard gets snapped by Aegis, then runs and knocks Leeloo prone
    • Tarque second winds
    • Tortolla throws thunderbear’s warding to heal Montiago Dillermo
    • D’cafnaet’d backstabs the prone berzerker, who dies
    • the berzerker hits Tarque
    • Leeloo hits the guard
    • Montiago Dillermo misses the guard by him, then uses his orb to redirect it to the guard by Leeloo
    • a guard hits D’cafnaet’d and knocks him prone
    • a guard hits Montiago Dillermo and knocks him prone
    • another guard hits Leeloo
    • Tarque runs by a guard, gets hit, and misses the berzerker
    • Tortolla’s Spirit of the Healing Flood Critically Hits two guards, kills both
    • D’cafnaet’d dark fires the last guard, then stabs her with the acid dagger
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the berzerker
    • Montiago Dillermo phantom bolts the berzerker
    • the berzerker hits Tortolla
    • the guard misses Tortolla
    • Tarque hits the berzerker with Weight of the Earth
    • Tortolla’s Haunting Spirits hits the guard
    • D’cafnaet’d kills the guard
    • the berzerker moves, gets killed by an opportunity attack
    • 500g ruby
    • 50g
    • Helm of Exemplary Defense +2 for Tarque
  • The Mage is knocked out; interrogate him next time
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Hot and Steamy
The PCs have let the army by, but they still seal up the tunnel
  • Down the stairway
  • Into a large room filled with steam pipes
    • lots of levers on the pipes
    • the console we need to operate is in the center of the room, next to a pit glowing with the light of lava below
    • Montiago Dillermo tries to open a lever with Mage Hand, and it makes a noise
    • Tarque explains a pipe broke… in Orcish
    • we hear someone coming, and hide behind a door then duck into a side room
    • Tortolla preps us for battle with his Protective Roots! 2 DR for everybody!
    • Leeloo jumps out and Eye Bites a maul-wielding Orc
    • a battle axe Orc goes and guards the console
    • Tarque uses Form of the Winter Herald, pulls the limbs off of a mook
    • the mauler knocks Tarque prone, then walks by. Tarque misses an opportunity attack, but the mauler reacts and hits Tarque again
    • enter a rampaging flail and a shaman
    • Leeloo uses Curse of the Dark Dream to push the battle axe into the pit, then runs up to the console to examine it
    • Tortolla uses Spirit of the Healing Flood to burst the pipes and kills two mooks, then heals the Happy Muggers
    • Tarque Thorn Strikes the pummeler and misses, then Burns an Action Point to miss him again
    • the pumeller hits the ground, misses Tortolla and Tarque but hits D’cafnaet’d
    • the rampager rampages, misses Leeloo, then dissolves Aegis
    • the shaman summons a whirlwind; lightning hits Tortolla
    • enter a swordsman and a crossbowman
    • Leeloo uses history to use the console, Burns an Action Point to do it again, then runs from the fray
    • the pummeler runs at Montiago Dillermo, getting snapped by Aegis in the process and reacting with a miss, but then he misses Montiago Dillermo
    • the rampager misses Aegis and hits Tortolla
    • D’cafnaet’d Tumbles between baddies up to the console, and uses thievery, but fails, so he Burns an Action Point to fail again
    • Leeloo Fey Steps away from a mook who snuck up behind her, then Eldritch Rains the shaman, while missing the rampager
    • Tortolla runs over and dungeoneers the console, but fails
    • four mooks surround Leeloo
    • D’cafnaet’d thieveryizes the console and it works!
    • Leeloo shifts out of the circle, then kills a mook with her longsword!
    • Tortolla dungeoneers the console with the help of the spirits. One more!
    • D’cafnaet’d theiveryizes the console and it finishes
    • Leeloo misses with Witchfire, but uses Sacrifice to Ciaphon to not lose the power
    • Tarque’s Inspiring Fortitude gives everyone a 13thp bump, since Tortolla is down to 3 HP
    • Tortolla spent a heal,_ Second Winded_, and canceled a healing flood, going from 3 HP to 39 HP, then Aegis does a snap to give him 4 HP more
    • D’cafnaet’d misses with Scattering Shot
    • Tortolla kills the pummeler, leaps up on the console, runs by the rampager, and grabs the Totem of Thunderkeeper +2
    • Montiago Dillermo runs away, getting an opportunity attack as he drinks a Healing Potion
    • Tarque fails to Bull Rush the archer into the lava
    • Montiago Dillermo phantom bolts the archer, pushing him into the lava
    • D’cafnaet’d kills the swordsman
    • 318 XP
  • Run!
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Spiders and Ale
The Happy Muggers take an ill-advised but necessary rest
  • Into the next room
    • ale store, living quarters, or down to the machinery
    • noises in the ale store and voices in the living quarters
    • we can block one room with Kalads axe. where do we go?
  • Ale Room
    • a troll breaking casks, five orcs, an archer and a battle tested Orc
    • D’cafnaet’d runs in and stabs the battle tested Orc
    • the archer Critically Hits D’cafnaet’d
    • Leeloo runs in, Eldritch Blasts the battle tested Orc, who is bloodied. She teleports to flank him
    • the troll runs up and misses Leeloo
    • Montiago Dillermo Scorching Bursts to kill two orcs
    • Leeloo is hit, Ciaphon’s Leaps to the back line, and then shoots the battle tested Orc, who dies
    • an Orc runs up and hits Leeloo, who is close to death
    • Montiago Dillermo pins down the archer and his Orc friend with Grasping Shadows
    • Leeloo uses Curse of the Dark Dream, which scares the troll, who runs into the Grasping Shadows are and dies. She Burns an Action Point to hit her second wind
    • D’cafnaet’d dark fires the archer, then runs up and stabs him with scattering shot, which sends an Orc into the Grasping Shadows area and kills him
    • Tortolla‘s Haunting Spirits kills the archer, who as he dies hits D’cafnaet’d, who Goes Down. Tortolla Burns an Action Point to Haunting Spirits to kill the last Orc
    • 153 XP. Level Up!
    • 50 Gold, 40 Silver
  • Extended Rest
    • While we rest, the army of Orcs marches through the main thoroughfare and on to Overlook. Oops.
  • The Barracks
    • several orcs lying dead with small puncture wounds all over
    • crystalline webbing in two corners of the room
    • A chest in the other corner! What wonders does it hold?
    • little crystalline spiders!
    • there’s a huge spider on the ceiling!
    • there are more spiders in the corpses!
    • the spiders shoot frikken laser beams!
    • D’cafnaet’d lights the corpses on fire, everyone else follows suit
    • the big spider blinds Tarque and D’cafnaet’d. D’cafnaet’d, blinded, leaps on a table
    • Leeloo’s Witchfire to the big spider bloodies her
    • Tortolla’s spring Renewal Strike hurts the little spiders
    • Tarque shatters the big spider
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts one of the small spiders, and it dies
    • Tortolla kills the last spider
    • 129 XP
    • crystal spider in a jar: it’s Crystal
    • in the chest, 40 Gold and a potion of healing and a finely crafted statue of Orcus (250 Gold)
  • The boss awaits!
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The Longest Battle
In which the Happy Muggers split the party and take far too long to accomplish anything
  • Still underground
    • two drakes and a warlord Orc, and a pair of spearman orcs and a swordsman Orc
    • the Happy Muggers immediately gets itself split in two
    • a short guy appears and shoots a necrotic bolt at Leeloo
    • Montiago Dillermo Burns an Action Point to mirror maze and phantom bolt the group surrounding him, Tortolla and kalad
    • Tortolla gets skewered by an opportunity attack as he runs to position himself for the spirit of the healing rain
    • Tarque plants himself in the midst of the drakes and warlord and pins them down
    • Tarque crawls next to the drakes and uses his second wind, then eats his healing flood to heal more
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up and backstabs the swordsman, and then swordsman dies
    • kalad gets skewered by both spearman
    • Tortolla uses Capturing Jaws to heal kalad, then Burns an Action Point to miss
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the flanked spearman, and he dies
    • the drakes both Critically Hit kalad, and he dies
    • D’cafnaet’d stabs the crossbowman, and then Leeloo misses him, Burns an Action Point, and hits him again to kill him
    • Tarque Bull Rushes into the beast master, and nothing happens
    • Leeloo shoots an Eldritch Blast and kills the last spearman
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up and Critically Hits the drake, who dies
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the last drake, who dies
    • Leeloo kills the beast master
    • 219 XP
    • rat killers cloak for Leeloo +2, +5 vs swarms, no opportunity attacks from swarms for Leeloo
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Beneath the Monastery
The Happy Muggers find a friend and beat up the things that live under the bed. WAY under.
  • Heal the dwarf, Kalad, a paladin
    • he was with a scouting party sealing the passages and was ambushed
    • sealed 2 of 3; the third is an 8 hour trek away
    • the rest of his company has been killed
    • the main army will be here in 2 days
    • let’s go seal the last tunnel!
  • Voices up ahead! Speaking orcish!
    • Bertrand goes ahead
    • Built up area with worked tile floor
    • four orcs: two battleaxe-wielding soldiers, one sword-wielding leader, a bombardier
    • the bombardier throws an exploding fireball at us
    • D’cafnaet’d uses scattering shot on the bombardier and bloodies him
    • the leader plugs the Happy Muggers into the hallway
    • Leeloo uses Eldritch Rain, misses the leader but hits the bombardier. The bombardier dies and explodes, setting a soldier on fire
    • Tarque Burns an Action Point, but waits to actually act
    • Tortolla Burns an Action Point and hits the leader
    • kalad hits the leader with his axe, and the leader dies
    • D’cafnaet’d runs out and hits a soldier
    • the soldiers surround D’cafnaet’d and make four attacks, but only one hits
    • Tortolla calls upon the water spirits to rain down healing, and also kill a soldier
    • kalad Burns an Action Point to hurt the Orc
    • Montiago Dillermo throws a phantom bolt and kills the last soldier
    • 100 XP = 3325 XP
    • Acidic Dagger +1 for D’cafnaet’d
  • Extended rest!
  • Down into a large antechamber
    • four orcs: two archers, one rampager, and a swordsman
    • a trap in the middle of the room! Watch out for a pressure plate!
    • D’cafnaet’d runs in and hits the rampager, then Burns an Action Point to hit him again
    • Tarque uses Inspiring Fortitude to aid the group, the runs up and Burns an Action Point to hit the archer and the rampager
    • Montiago Dillermo kills an archer
    • the rampager swings at D’cafnaet’d, but D’cafnaet’d Ripostes and kills him. As a dying action he swings at D’cafnaet’d and misses, and swings at Tarque and hits
    • kalad Critically Hits and kills the last archer
    • everyone surrounds and wails on the swordsman
    • the swordsman swings around and hits D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d kills the swordsman
    • An Amulet of Protecton +2 for Tarque
    • 155 XP = 3480 XP
  • How much farther?
    • just a bit
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Sealing the Monastery
The Muggers seal the secret passage through the Monastery, and lock themselves on the dangerous side
  • At the Monastery of the Sundered Chain
  • Into the main chamber
    • 6 fur-clad orcs, 3 axe orcs, 1 bugbear
    • D’cafnaet’d runs in and Deft Strikes to kill a furry Orc
    • Montiago Dillermo runs and phantom bolts a furry Orc, who dies
    • axes are thrown and swung and the party is hurt
    • D’cafnaet’d Acrobatic Strikes a furry Orc who had run between Montiago Dillermo and Leeloo, then Burns an Action Point to shoot him, and he dies. Leeloo teleports away, but the Orc hits Montiago Dillermo as he dies
    • a furry Orc runs into some Grasping Shadowsand dies
    • Tarque kills a furry Orc and uses Roots of Stone to trip up the bugbear
    • Aegis pulls an axe Orc into the shadows
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots the shadowy furry Orc, who dies
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the axe Orc, misses, Burns an Action Point and Critically Hits him with a second Eldritch Blast. He dies
    • D’cafnaet’d Dazing Strikes the bugbear, who dies
    • a Cinnabbar Solitaire for Leeloo
    • 178 XP = 2821 XP
  • Onto the next room
    • D’cafnaet’d steps on a pressure plate. We’re trapped!
    • Puzzle: five statues with five shields. Put the shields into the right slots
    • when they’re put in the right spots, a new door opens; the door back opens and we hear orcish voices
    • The PCs run through the new door, Leeloo grabs a shield, and then teleports through the door as it shuts
    • 150 XP = 2972 XP
  • Into the mountain
    • pass a cavern with voices
    • a dwarf is inside being beaten
    • we go in, kill five mooks in a surprise round
    • a bugbear hits Leeloo, but then gets flanked by Aegis and Tarque, and killed by D’cafnaet’d (who Burns an Action Point)
    • Leeloo uses Curse of the Dark Dream, which misses the priest but slides the remaining bugbear next to a pit
    • Montiago Dillermo mirror mazes the bugbear, priest, and Orc, but misses the priest, then Burns an Action Point to push the bugbear into the pit with a phantom bolt
    • Tortolla heals Leeloo, kills a mook, and then Burns an Action Point to miss another mook
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up and backstabs the prone priest
    • Leeloo Eye Bites a mook and kills him
    • D’cafnaet’d backstabs the priest, who dies
    • D’cafnaet’d, down to 1hp, gets healed, second winds, and then runs off, getting missed by two opportunity attacks
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains and kills the bugbear
    • the last Orc dies somehow. It was all of us against him and we got bored hitting him
    • 200 Gold in gems, 80 Gold
    • a potion for D’cafnaet’d, another for Tortolla
    • 253 XP = 3225 XP
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Into the Monastery
  • At the Monastery of the Sundered Chain
    • bigger than we expected
    • crumbling and abandoned
    • built into the side of the mountain
    • but it’s guarded by orcs across a bridge
    • Birdiago flies up to recon the area
    • the orcs see us!
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up onto the bridge, kills the Orc on the tower
    • Leeloo runs up, kills the other Orc
    • Tortolla runs up, kills a hidden Orc
    • an Orc opens a door, Montiago Dillermo‘s readied Scorching Bursting misses him, and he misses D’cafnaet’d
    • another Orc comes out of the tower and misses Tarque
    • another Orc comes out of the tower and hits Leeloo with a throwing axe, who Ciaphon’s Leaps behind a pillar
    • a giant Orc with a battle axe comes out and narrowly misses D’cafnaet’d
    • another Orc with a battle-ax comes out and hits D’cafnaet’d
    • Tarque kills an Orc with Roots of Stone and misses two others
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks a battle-ax Orc and Ripostes
    • Leeloo’s Eldritch Rain hits the same battle ax Orc
    • Montiago Dillermo kills two mooks in one blow
    • one battle-ax Orc runs forward and misses Montiago Dillermo
    • Tarque kills the first battle-ax Orc
    • D’cafnaet’d pushes the last battle-ax Orc off the bridge
    • 113 XP
  • Into the Monastery
    • decaying and rotting
    • orcs standing around ready to fight
      • Orc with battle-ax
      • orcs with longbows
      • goblin with a staff
    • the archers hit Leeloo and Tarque
    • Eldritch Rain misses both archers
    • Tarque misses the goblin, who hides, then knocks the orc prone
    • Tortolla hits the goblin with thunder bears warding
    • the goblin pins D’cafnaet’d to his spot with dark magicks
    • the Orc on the ground hits Tarque’s knees
    • D’cafnaet’d puts the archers behind a Cloud of Darkness, then misses the grounded Orc
    • Montiago Dillermo hits the archers with Grasping Shadows, hits one and misses the other, but the orb of deception moves the hit to the goblin, then Burns an Action Point to mirror maze the archers
    • Leeloo hits the goblin with Witchfire, which bloodies him and she teleports away
    • Tarque’s Roots of Stone hits the goblin
    • Aegis site on the prone Orc
    • the goblin chants to hit Leeloo, which lets Tarque opportunity attack. Its a crit and the goblin dies.
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up and misses an immobilized flanked Orc
    • Montiago Dillermo misses the archers with Scorching Bursting
    • The archers hit the group of heroes around the battle-ax Orc, hitting D’cafnaet’d and Tarque and killing the battle-ax Orc. As he does, he bloodies Tarque
    • Leeloo crit hits an archer, then Burns an Action Point to hit him again
    • Tarque runs up and pummels that archer, and as the archer dies he shoots Leeloo, who teleports and says “let him live!”
    • D’cafnaet’d staggers up, misses the last archer, and then Burns an Action Point to Riposte against him
    • the archer tries to do a ranged attack, and D’cafnaet’d and Tarque both hit him. In the attack D’cafnaet’d Goes Down
    • Leeloo throws a tankard at him and tells him to stand down, but when he doesn’t she hits him with an Eldritch Blast and he goes unconscious
    • 130 XP
    • potion of healing. One for everyone but Tortolla.
    • 90 Gold
  • Wake the archer and interrogate the guy
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