The Happy Muggers

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  • Shephatiah is dead
    • 300 Gold
    • back home
    • when did the mine and the elemental chaos get tied up together?
  • Set up the meeting with Bram
    • sorry about the mine!
    • 500 Gold (already on the tally)
    • did you speak to Elisa?
      • messenger from Brindol
      • has been here every day
      • we’ve been gone a month, she had been showing up for about a week
      • she’s staying at the Salty Sausage
    • she is not there, and the bartender saw her yesterday
      • D’cafnaet’d pretends to be part of the police
      • Tortolla looks through the room
      • the room has been rummaged through, but put back together
      • D’cafnaet’d hits the streets and looks for anyone who knows anything
        • she was seen, drunk, accompanied by two humans, going to the east side of town
      • on the east side, they’ve seen her by the monastery to Pelor
  • Into the Monastery
  • They have six wanted posters
  • We set Elisa free
    • Aemon sent her
      • he’s been running the Hall of Valor since Certanian disappeared
    • there is a threat to Brindol
      • merchants are disappearing and being eaten
  • back to Brindol
    • they’re avoiding the town
    • they’re bloodthirsty
    • the other day, something happened!
      • in the Hall, a longsword is glowing softly
      • an artifact from before the Red Hand
      • “it spoke to me”
        • “a great evil is awakening” it was crafted to stop this evil, but it’s power is waning
        • he gives it to Tortolla
      • Leeloo fails to remember it
      • Montiago Dillermo recognizes the runes as religious
      • it says “bahamut”
      • Tortolla hears a voice: “it awakens in the north. I weaken but we must stop it”
        • where it rises I can be restored, in a temple of bahamut
        • Leeloo knows of a small temple up there; the Temple of the Blue Flame
        • Montiago Dillermo wants to know if it’s an ensorcelled in the sword; he cannot be sure
        • the sword is called Sapphire
  • we set out in the morning
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Clearing Kerak Lode
Fighting the Mad Queen who ran the mine
  • Talk to the nymph
    • her tree is dying; they killed it
    • there is only death
    • “she” took me from the forest far from here and brought me
    • nihilism, sadness, etc
    • “you are dying, but shouldn’t you spend your last hours seeking vengeance against those who did this to you?”
    • she gives us a key
  • Short rest, and then through the door
    • two gorillas, four eladrin archers, an eladrin with a sword and shield, and Kantiago, an illusionist gnome
    • kill them! kill them all for the Queen!” says the fey knight, and then marks Tortolla
    • bonzo the chimp runs up and critically hits D’cafnaet’d, knocks him prone and shifts away
    • Ted the chimp runs up, hits Edrick, knocks him prone, and shifts away
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits the fey knight
    • D’cafnaet’d stands up, shoots the fey knight
    • Kantiago shoots a blast of light and Leeloo, D’cafnaet’d, and Tortolla
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains the fey knight and Ted. The fey knight is bloodied
    • Montiago Dillermo misses an archer
    • an archer hits Leeloo and pushes her
    • an archer hits Montiago Dillermo
    • an archer misses Tortolla
    • an archer hits Tortolla
    • Edrick stands up, takes an opportunity attack (which misses) to position, burns an action point and misses with Grasping Winds
    • the fey knight turns and hits Edrick, then Fey Steps into the middle of the rest of the crowd
    • the chimps run in and hit Leeloo and Montiago Dillermo prone
    • Tortolla calls the Spirit of the Healing Flood; an archer dies; the chimps and the fey knight are hit
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks the fey knight, hits her, and then burns an action point to hit her again, and she dies
    • Kantiago hits D’cafnaet’d and Tortolla and makes himself invisible to them
    • Leeloo shoots Bonzo
    • Montiago Dillermo immobilizes Bonzo with Mirror Maze
    • two archers miss Edrick
    • an archer misses Tortolla
    • Edrick thundering strikes Bonzo, dazing him and pushing him away. He is bloodied
    • Bonzo can do nothing
    • Ted runs over and misses Edrick, then shifts over to Tortolla
    • Tortolla hits Ted, then burns an action point to bramble ally Ted and slow Ted and Kantiago
    • D’cafnaet’d Tumbles over to Bonzo and hits him
    • Kantiago mocks Montiago Dillermo, disappears, and reappears in three places. All three of him then lob an illusion at Tortolla and Montiago Dillermo.
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts Bonzo, who dies
    • Montiago Dillermo disperses one of the illusory Kantiagos, hurts Ted
    • an archer hits Tortolla
    • an archer missed D’cafnaet’d
    • Edrick uses his Form of Mountain Thundering attack, disperses an illusion, hits Ted
    • Ted misses Edrick, shifts away a bit
    • Tortolla Spring Renewal Strikes Ted, who dies
    • D’cafnaet’d Darkfires Kantiago and then dazing strikes him, and then low slashes him
    • Kantiago misses Tortolla and Montiago Dillermo
    • Leeloo shoots an archer, critically hits, and he dies. Then she sees the door out is all corrupted by an extra planar somethingorother
    • Montiago Dillermo shoots an archer, critically hits, and he dies
    • Edrick misses Kantiago
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits Kantiago
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks Kantiago, who Goes Down
      Montiago Dillermo steps over and gloats over Kantiago, then kills him
  • The door is being corrupted by some elemental corruption
    • the mine is still beyond, but somewhere inside is the source of this leakage
    • we venture forth
  • The room inside is a disaster
    • things crumbling
    • energy tumbling from above into the center of the room
    • a beautiful woman is inside
      • pointed ears
      • pale white
      • she calls Leeloo “the daughter of the traitor”
      • when asked by Leeloo, the woman identifies herself as “Shephatiah”
        • fey lord, low ranking
        • not a part of the winter court; she’s unpredictable
        • insane even by fey standards
      • Leeloo tries to find out about her father, but Shephatiah is not forthcoming: “what have you done to earn that?”
    • Edrick: “share with me, one royal to another”
    • “he’s a theif; he stole from me, said he’d return it, and never did”
    • he stole “the stories; all that will be and all that was”
    • she flies into a rage!
    • Leeloo and Tortolla get an odd feeling of understanding between them
      • she smiles really wide
      • Tortolla uses insight; there’s a connection
      • Leeloo uses arcana; there’s a magical link between them
    • she hits Tortolla and Leeloo takes the same damage
    • she hits Edrick and slides him
    • Leeloo uses the Curse of the Dark Dream, slides her into the pit of chaos, but it swirls around her instead of hurting her
    • Montiago Dillermo misses
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots her
    • Tortolla uses a bramble ally to slow her, then burns an action point to call the wind of pain of succor
    • she misses Leeloo, then misses Tortolla
    • Leeloo misses with Witchfire, Sacrifices to Caiphon, burns an action point to try again and hits
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts her and slides her into the battle standard’s area
    • Edrick pulls her toward the standard, then thorn strikes her to pull her even closes
    • Tortolla heals Leeloo, then gives D’cafnaet’d combat advantage
    • D’cafnaet’d stabs her and dazed her
    • she goes into full defense
    • Leeloo uses her rod to teleport the queen into flank, then dazing strikes her
    • Montiago Dillermo uses visions of avarice to pull her again. This sets up a honeypot with the standard that’s very hard to get out of
    • Edrick thorn strikes her, and critically hits her. She is bloodied, and the room shifts to light on one side and dark on the other, and she appears on both sides, one solid white and one solid black. Montiago Dillermo and Edrick start feeling each other (and sharing damage)
    • D’cafnaet’d Darkfires the white version, then sly flourishes to hit her
    • the white version hits Edrick, then slides D’cafnaet’d into the muck, which transforms into flame
    • the black version runs over to Montiago Dillermo, hits Edrick (and reflexively hits Montiago Dillermo)
    • Leeloo hits the white version
    • Montiago Dillermo sustains his visions of avarice, which pulls the black version into the honeypot, then saves against his ongoing damage (but is still dazed)
    • Edrick fails to save against ongoing damage, the broach gives a reroll, but that fails, too. Then he gets his second wind, and stops his daze and his ongoing damage
    • Tortolla Spring Renewal Strikes the black version, critically hits, and then heals Leeloo and Montiago Dillermo
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up to the white version and stabs her with a sly flourish
    • the white version moves away from D’cafnaet’d, then critically hits Leeloo, then burns an action point to miss Leeloo
    • the black version hits Edrick, then shifts, then misses Edrick
    • Leeloo hits the white version
    • Montiago Dillermo pulls the black version to the visions, then burns an action point to run away
    • Edrick dazed the black version
    • Tortolla heals himself, then Haunting Spirits the white version
    • D’cafnaet’d misses the white version with bat aside, then low slashes with his acid dagger
    • the black version misses Edrick
    • the white version hits Tortolla (and therefore Leeloo), then hits Edrick (and therefore Montiago Dillermo)
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the white version
    • Montiago Dillermo pulls her to the visions, then fails his save vs daze
    • Edrick hits the black version, and she Goes Down.
  • Leeloo goes and threatens her
    • what do you know about my father
    • he pledged 100 years of service (about 4 years ago)
    • she doesn’t know where he went, but he “took my stories”
    • Montiago Dillermo asks: “you made stories, right.”
    • she’s been in this mine for a long time, and the mine is now worthless
    • she can’t remember the feywild, she can’t go home without her stories
    • a Cloud of Darkness, and she is dead
  • In the mine
    • a dead Tarque and a dead dragon
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Unfinished Stories

From Leeloo’s journal:

She recognized me.

A fey lord, trapped in the world and going slowly insane as her powered ebbed from her, as the elemental chaos took her apart bit by bit, as she faded from existence, recognized me.

Father must have done a real number on her.

That she recognized me specifically is interesting in and of itself. Did father show her an image of me? Did they scry into our home, see me from that great distance? Did she travel with him, wait outside in the Witchwood as he visited us? Or did she merely—as if it were a mere thing—feel the kinship between my father and I, the shared blood and drive and will?

But what intrigues and frightens me most is that she held on to the memory of me, or of Father and I, even as the rest of her was torn away. After Father took her apart she managed to keep or regain that, the seed of a revenge she shall never have.

Did she deserve it?

Did father find her a vile creature, a mad lord to be dealt with, and took whatever means were necessary to hurt her? Or did he get so much out of the deal that he wronged her, sundered her from her power and took it for his own? That both things happened is sure, but why they happened and in what order is important; is my father still to be saved, or is he someone to fear?

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Infiltrating the Desert Fortress
Sewer monsters and haunted nymphs
  • Slip by the lackluster patrols
    • sneak into the sewer
    • an Otyogh is eating in the trench, eating the muck. It’s Red
    • Montiago Dillermo distracts one with illusion
    • we all try to sneak by it
    • just as we round a corner and see another (Blue), we make too much noise and are noticed
    • we decide to move forward toward the ladder and not back
    • D’cafnaet’d lucky starts and shoots red
    • Montiago Dillermo Grasping Shadows blue to keep him away from us so we can run by. He is slowed
    • Tortolla hits red with bramble ally
    • Leeloo misses red, runs forward
    • a zombie pops out of the muck and misses Leeloo
    • Edrick runs up and misses the zombie
    • a black pudding rumbles up ahead of us, slithers over to Edrick and misses
    • red reaches out, grabs Montiago Dillermo, and yanks him into the muck
    • blue grabs Tortolla and pulls him over
    • D’cafnaet’d Darkfires red, then sly flourishes him
    • Montiago Dillermo tries to get away
    • Tortolla break away from blue, then gets Aegis to bite the zombie, who dies but stands back up
    • Leeloo drops Eldritch Rain on the zombie, who dies, and red, but misses
    • the two remaining zombies shambles forward
    • Edrick marks black and hits him with tempest assault. A chunk of him comes off and slithers about on it’s own
    • black flows forward and shoots at Edrick, Leeloo, and D’cafnaet’d. He hits Leeloo and D’cafnaet’d, who are grasped
    • red tries to bite Montiago Dillermo but misses
    • blue grabs Tortolla again, but Tortolla uses his totem to push blue back
    • D’cafnaet’d critically hits red, but doesn’t end his grasp
    • Montiago Dillermo cannot escape red’s grasp, then shoots red with a Phantom Bolt, taking n opportunity attack but red dies. Leeloo teleports and escapes the grasp
    • Tortolla escapes the tentacle that has him, Spring Renewal Strikes a zombie, who dies and stands again. Tortolla heals himself, Montiago Dillermo and D’cafnaet’d
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the zombie next to Tortolla, who dies
    • the last zombie goes and misses Tortolla, but another zombie pops out of the ooze
    • Edrick hits black, and another bit slithers off. He then burns an action point, marks the puddings, and en misses
    • black misses Edrick, then shifts over to D’cafnaet’d, burns an action point to melt off and eat a bit of D’cafnaet’d. He loses a healing surge
    • the little black bits jump on Edrick, but both miss
    • blue misses Tortolla
    • D’cafnaet’d escapes the grasp, shoots black, would get hit by a mini black bit, but Edrick interrupts and kills it first
    • Montiago Dillermo climbs out of the muck, Scorching Bursts blue and a zombie. The zombie dies
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits black, and another mini sloughs off
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts black and Fey Steps away from him
    • a new zombie pops up, and another misses Leeloo
    • Edrick wind borne steps to black, marks him and a mini, second winds as a minor (dwarf!), which kills two minis, slides black away, thunder steps to blue, then misses with thunder step (which still dazed and does half damage)
    • black is slowed, but lunges at D’cafnaet’d and misses
    • two mini blacks hit D’cafnaet’d
    • blue misses Edrick
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots black (add a mini black), then low slashes blue, then burns an action point to sly flourish black (add another mini black)
    • Montiago Dillermo Mirror Mazes black and a mini black, then burns an action point to kill two mini blacks
    • Tortolla heals Leeloo, misses a zombie
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts blue
    • a new zombie appears, and another hits Leeloo
    • Edrick hits value, who dies. Leeloo teleports away from a zombie
    • black stands there; he can’t do anything
    • D’cafnaet’d Acrobatic Strikes a zombie
    • Montiago Dillermo kills two mini blacks, and no new mini black appears from black
    • Tortolla kills a zombie, but he stands back up
    • Leeloo Witchfires black, who is bloodied, and Leeloo teleports
    • zombies shambles and one misses D’cafnaet’d
    • Edrick kills a zombie and marks black
    • black tries to hit Edrick, but Witchfire means he misses. A mini hits him, though
    • D’cafnaet’d misses a zombie
    • Montiago Dillermo kills the zombie between us and the ladder
    • Tortolla tells Aegis to eat a mini black
    • Leeloo shoots black, and critically hits
    • zombies shamble
    • Edrick thorn strikes the mini ooze but misses
    • black leaps on Edrick, but misses
    • a mini black hits Edrick
    • D’cafnaet’d misses a zombie
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts the zombie, who dies after he hits Montiago Dillermo
    • Tortolla gets Aegis to eat a mini black
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts black
    • Edrick hits black and fells a zombie
    • black tries to consume Edrick, but misses
    • a mini shifts over to Montiago Dillermo, and another hits Edrick
    • D’cafnaet’d kills the ooze by Montiago Dillermo
    • Montiago Dillermo kills a mini black with a Scorching Burst
    • Tortolla misses black
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts black
    • zombies shamble, hit Leeloo
    • Edrick misses black
    • black hits Edrick
    • D’cafnaet’d gets his second wind
    • Montiago Dillermo misses a zombie
    • Tortolla protecting strikes black (new mini black)
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts black, who dies
    • we wipe up the last of them
  • Up the ladder
    • a desert with a dead tree in the middle, with a crying woman. A shadowy figure is whispering to her
    • Protective Roots!
    • everyone is sneaky and gets into position
    • the girl sees Edrick
    • “it comes! Death, it comes!”
    • a wraith pops out and misses Edrick
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits the wraith
    • the girl spooks Edrick with talk of death. She’s an autumn nymph
    • the mad wraith moves up. Leeloo Witchfires it when it gets close
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains, hits the autumn nymph
    • Montiago Dillermo drops sleep on the nymph and the wraith. The nymph is hit, and the miss is redirected to the mad wraith
    • D’cafnaet’d leaps out from behind an obelisk and stabs the nymph
    • a tentacles thing pops out and hits Montiago Dillermo
    • Edrick saves vs the whispers, marks everyone
    • the wraith misses Edrick
    • Tortolla Spirit of the Tempest on the nymph, and lets D’cafnaet’d save and move the whispers back to Edrick
    • the nymph misses Edrick, then gives him a black revelation
    • the wraith falls asleep
    • the mad wraith charms Montiago Dillermo, who runs over and punches at Edrick but misses
    • then the mad wraith falls asleep
    • Leeloo forceful assaults the nymph, who is bloodied
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts the carrion crawler
    • zombies pop out of the sewer
    • D’cafnaet’d misses with a hit, then with a low slash
    • Edrick is stunned
    • Tortolla protecting strikes the nymph, then burns an action point to renewal strike and heal Montiago Dillermo
    • Leeloo hits the wraith, who disappears and teleports
    • Montiago Dillermo Grasping Shadows the carrion crawler and the mad wraith
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots the mad wraith, but misses
    • the carrion crawler wanders around a tree
    • Edrick hits the carrion crawler
    • the wraith appears and misses Tortolla
    • Tortolla sicks a bramble ally on the wraith, who is now slowed
    • the mad wraith wanders
    • Leeloo misses the mad wraith
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts the mad wraith, pushing him back into the Grasping Shadows area, slowing him again
    • D’cafnaet’d drops Cloud of Darkness around the mad wraith, then stabs him
    • the carrion crawler smacks Edrick with a critically hit
    • Edrick is hurt by poison, second winds, tempest strikes the carrion crawler, and then fails to drop the poison, even after the broach is used, so he is stunned
    • the wraith appears by Leeloo, hits her
    • Tortolla heals Leeloo, then Aegis bites the carrion crawler and unstuns Edrick
    • the mad wraith hits D’cafnaet’d
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the carrion crawler, who is bloodied
    • Montiago Dillermo brings light to bear, then Phantom Bolts the carrion crawler
    • D’cafnaet’d Acrobatic Strikes the mad wraith, then goes and hides
    • the carrion crawler bites Edrick
    • Edrick tempest assaults carrion crawler, who dies, then marks the wraith
    • the wraith misses Edrick
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits the mad wraith
    • the mad wraith misses Leeloo
    • Leeloo misses the mad wraith
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots a zombie, who saves versus death
    • Edrick misses the mad wraith
    • the wraith misses Montiago Dillermo
    • Tortolla gets hit by a zombie and then Haunting Spirits the mad wraith
    • the mad wraith hits Leeloo
    • Leeloo misses the mad wraith, burns an action point, and then hits the mad wraith
    • Montiago Dillermo drops a Scorching Burst on a zombie and the mad wraith
    • Aegis eats a zombie and heals D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d sly flourishes the mad wraith, who dies
    • Edrick moves in and marks the wraith
    • the wraith punches Edrick
    • Aegis eats a zombie
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the wraith
    • D’cafnaet’d has no target, so moves and gets an opportunity attack from the wraiths, then loops back to ready an attack
    • Edrick moves into flank, D’cafnaet’d does a sly flourish, the wraith disappears
    • the wraith appears and hits edrick, then gets killed
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The Death of Tarque
An ambush in the desert takes one of the Muggers away
  • Interrogation of the Tri-kreen, “Chitters”
    • He just chitters instead of speaks
    • Johnto tells us that they all speak Common
    • D’cafnaet’d intimidates him; he speaks
    • “When the queen hears of this you will all die and the village will be burned to the ground”
    • He refuses to give us directions to the Queen’s fortress
    • Johnto will give us supplies, but makes us promise we won’t tell the queen he helped us
      • A cart pulled by ostriches
      • Scarves
    • What do we do with the Tri-kreen?
      • Tarque won’t kill in cold blood
      • Dunesend isn’t set up to hold him, and is so scared they’d let him go
      • He’s coming with us
  • Travel into the desert
    • 3 days uneventful travel
    • See something flying in the distance
      • A wingéd grayish-brown thing
      • It soon flies off
      • What was that, Chitters?
        • “A rock, maybe?”
      • Leeloo thinks it might have been a dragon. Not a blue dragon, but a dragon.
  • On the fourth night, we find a woman on top of a rock, looking at the sand
    • She’s scantily clad, a la slave Leia
    • She’s super pale
    • Tarque thinks of animals that live under the ground: some dragons, and wyrms
    • Tortolla: “What are you doing”
    • Her: “They’re under the ground; they ate all my companions!”
      • Everyone climbs up on the rocks
    • Leeloo: “How big are they?”
    • Her: “Big, but I haven’t seen it.”
    • Moving sand!
    • Leeloo: “Chitters, do you know what it is?”
    • Chitters: “A wyrm or a dragon!” as he jumps onto the cart
    • D’cafnaet’d stealths over and pushes Chitters onto the ground.
      • A large reptilian head pops out of the sand and chomps Chitters in half
    • Leeloo: “Woman, do you have a name?”
    • Her: “Emilia! Have you seen it?”
    • Leeloo: “Yes, we’ve seen it; it’s over here. Is there more than one?”
  • Combat ensues; it’s a Young Earthquake Dragon
    • Leeloo eldritch blasts the Dragon with a critical hit
    • Emilia runs over onto the larger rock everyone else is on
    • D’cafnaet’d dazing strikes the dragon, but misses
    • Tortolla calls his bramble ally to slow the dragon
    • Montiago phantom bolts the Dragon
    • The Dragon moves under the cart
      • Aegis snaps at him, but misses
      • D’cafnaet’d is thrown from the wagon, but lands safely
    • The Dragon bites at D’cafnaet’d and misses
    • The Dragon claws at D’cafnaet’d and hits
    • Tarque runs over to him and hits him with the weight of earth but misses
    • Leeloo misses with forceful assault, calls the Dark One’s Own Luck, and misses again
    • Emilia Sand Drowns Leeloo and Montiago, but misses Tortolla. The sand swirls around them and crushes them against the rock. Then she burns an action point to hit Leeloo and push her over to the Dragon.
      • Emilia is a Sand Bride!
    • D’cafnaet’d tries to cloak fearie fire around the Dragon, but misses him, then moves to flank him and gets hit with an opportunity attack, then sly flourishes to hit him and critical hits
      • Tortolla calls bear spirits from his leather armor and gives everyone temporary hit points
    • Tortolla blows the wind of pain and succor, then heals Montiago, D’cafnaet’d. Then he burns an action point to spring renewal strike the Dragon and heal Leeloo.
    • Montiago is invisible, but comes out to miss Emilia with a sleep. He then fails to break the restrain.
    • The Dragon expands his quaking aura to five squares
    • The Dragon smashes Tarque into the sand to restrain him
    • The Dragon saves versus the ongoing poison from D’cafnaet’d
    • Tarque misses his Warden savings roll at the top of his turn, gets petrified, and then saves at the end of his turn.
    • Leeloo fey steps away from the Dragon, then misses him with witchfire, and does a Sacrifice to Caiphon to not expend it.
    • Emilia drops an illusion into the middle of the battlefield to make difficult terrain
    • D’cafnaet’d sly flourishes the Dragon, then low slashes him but misses. He then burns an action point to make the Dragon an easy target.
    • Tortolla sicks the spirit of the tempest on the Dragon, but misses.
    • Montiago phantom bolts Emilia, but misses, then fails to un-restrain himself. He then burns an action point to miss Emilia with a Mirror Maze
    • The Dragon triggers his earthquake, knocking Tarque, D’cafnaet’d and Montiago prone.
    • The Dragon then chomps at Tarque, who attempts but fails a Desperate Parry.
    • The Dragon then burns an action point to chomp at Tarque.
      • Tortolla uses his uses his totem of thunder keeper to push the Dragon away.
    • The Dragon goes beneath the sands, but fails to stop his slow
    • Tarque, prone, thorn strikes the Dragon to knock him prone. He then burns an action point to gets his Second Wind.
    • Leeloo misses with a witchfire, then misses with an eldritch blast.
    • Emilia shoots a sand blast at D’cafnaet’d and pushes him far away, then shoots another at Tarque to push him, too.
    • D’cafnaet’d sly flourishes the Dragon, crawls toward Tortolla, then saves so that he can stand next turn
    • Tortolla guides Aegis to snap at Emilia, then heals D’cafnaet’d and Montiago. He then fails to call the spirit of the tempest.
    • Montiago is on top of the rock, restrained and prone. He phantom bolts the Dragon and pulls him toward (but not to) the surface.
    • The Dragon stands up, then burrows deeper into the sand (3 squares under). He saves against his slow.
    • Tarque stands up.
    • Leeloo eldritch blasts Emilia.
    • Emilia misses D’cafnaet’d with a sand blast, then hits him with another.
    • D’cafnaet’d gets his Second Wind.
    • Tortolla still cannot call the spirit of the tempest.
    • Montiago crawls to the edge of his rock and misses Emilia with Grasping Shadows. Emilia’s illusions pushes him off the edge of the rock.
    • The Dragon stays submerged.
    • Tarque thorn strikes Emilia, but misses.
    • Leeloo misses Emilia with an eldritch blast.
    • Emilia hits Tarque and Montiago with a sand drown. Montiago is down to 1 HP. He goes invisible.
    • D’cafnaet’d sly flourishes Emilia, who is bloodied
    • Tortolla uses his gem to restore healing spirit, and then uses it on Tarque and Montiago.
    • Tortolla finally calls the spirit of the tempest to let Montiago stand up.
    • Montiago stands up and goes invisible.
    • Tarque is immobilized, so he can’t move up to her. He saves at the end of his turn.
    • Leeloo eldritch blasts Emilia.
    • Emilia misses Montiago twice.
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks and sly flourishes Emilia
    • Tortolla sicks the spirit of the tempest on Emilia
    • Montiago stops being restrained.
    • The Dragon grabs Tarque and flies into the skies.
    • Tarque misses with an earth grasp strike on the Dragon, but marks him,
    • Leeloo eldritch blasts Emilia.
    • Emilia Dehydrating Touches D’cafnaet’d.
    • D’cafnaet’d delays
    • Tortolla tries to run past Emilia, but is opportunity hit and pushed away
    • D’cafnaet’d flanks Emilia, then misses.
    • Montiago is invisible.
    • The Dragon misses Tarque twice, then drops him. He Down Counts
    • Leeloo eldritch blasts Emilia, who dies. She teleports and climbs up a rock.
    • Everyone readies an action to hit the Dragon
    • The Dragon grabs Tarque’s body and flies away.
      • We find the Battle Standard, but Tarque is gone
    • Leeloo cries
  • Our cart was thrown; we have but a days’ water left
    • The fortress is a day away
    • we sleep on the rock through the night
  • The next day we head south to the Fortress
    • Tri-kreen, lizard-men, and humans at the mine
  • Edrick is heading to the fortress the other way
    • His party perished in a previous ambush
    • This fortress is built around an old mine
  • The Happy Muggers find Edrick
    • D’cafnaet’d sneaks up behind him, “So what do you think the best way in is?”
    • Edrick: “Drow! Friend or foe!”
    • Montiago steps up and greets him, too
    • Edrick: “A drow, a gnome, an old man and a little girl?”
    • Leeloo: “Are your friends hiding somewhere?”
    • Edrick: laughs “Unfortunately, they did not make it.”
    • We fill him in on the Ironfells and how much they’ll pay us
    • We all agree to assault the mine together
      • Find Tarque
      • Clear out the baddies
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To Dunesend
South through the Thornwastes to find a mine, but they find a terrorized village, instead

With Tusk’s head in hand, the Happy Muggers ran for the tunnel back into Overlook, and by morning the loss of their leader had spread through the now-quickly-dissipating orcish camp. A heroes’ welcome and a large reward was given the five, and they spend a few days enjoying the city’s many amenities.

“Are you Tortolla?” the dwarf asked him. He was, and said so, and received the invitation kindly, and when he had gathered his friends together at the appointed hour he was pleased to make the acquaintance of Bram Ironfell, brother of Kalad Ironfell and scion of the Ironfell clan. “Long have we been the miners of Overlook; back when all of Elsir Vale was a dwarven kingdom we had properties everywhere. The crown jewel of them all was Kerak Lode, whose location was known to few then and is known to none of us now. But a scrap of parchment found among Modra‘s things may be evidence of its whereabout, and I offer you a handsome reward for determining if the place mentioned is my family’s long-lost mine.”

Being in the business of accepting handsome rewards for somewhat dangerous activities, the Happy Muggers were happy to oblige.

South they went, back through the Vale and down through the Thornwastes, toward the great desert. With every mile through the razor-sharp thicket they could feel the temperature rising, the air getting dryer and dryer.

And then the thicket stopped and they reached Dunesend, a tiny town on the border of the desert, built on the ruins of an old supply depot. And it quickly became obvious that the hundred-odd citizens of this outpost were unaccustomed to strangers, and fearful of outsiders, because recently outsiders had been coming from the desert and stealing whatever they could.

“These bandits might know the lay of the land in the desert,” Leeloo said, “They might know where we’re going.”

“They might even be coming from and hiding in the ruins of the mine itself.” Tortolla agreed.

“So we let them make their next raid,” D’cafnaet’d said, “and then we follow them home.”

Leeloo frowned. “Why don’t we stop the raid, and then take one hostage instead?” She was always willing to help people, and found it quite odd when others didn’t immediately jump into the opportunities when presented. She understood that the drow was wired differently, but she was still surprised whenever concrete evidence of this difference manifested itself. Lucky for her most of her compatriots agreed that allowing the raid was unnecessary, and they set up the ambush outside the town.

The insectoid figures ambled out of the sands and toward the town, and Montiago was making note of their movements for scholarly rather than tactical reasons. But Tarque stepped out from behind a rock and lit into them, felling three of their number before any of them could even gasp at his sudden appearance. After that the Tri-kreen began leaping around the battlefield, and the Happy Muggers found themselves unable to focus on any one of them before he leapt away and was replaced by a more immediate threat. Tortolla found himself pinned between two large rocks, and as the Muggers converged on his location the battle collapsed into a melee around and on top of the spires, the insects falling one by one as they approached the now amassed force. In the end, one of them bolted back into the desert as his fellows lay on the ground, and one wriggled helplessly in Tarque’s embrace. Now, to interrogate him and find out from whence these bandits came.

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To Dunesend
South through the Thornwastes to find a mine, but they find a terrorized village, instead
  • Standing in the middle of the battle
    • send an animal messenger to Stonehammer
    • set the tent on fire
    • cut of Tusks head to bring with us
    • a scout patrol arrives; we run
    • some grey skinned things give chase; we shoot them
    • back to the secret tunnel, back into the city
    • back to the council to talk to Stonehammer
    • show the head
    • extended rest; Level Up!
  • The next day
    • summoned to the council
    • say they: Heroes who have saved Overlook! We have come together to thank you and reward you for your efforts
      • 300 Gold
      • a Battle Standard of the Hungry Blade, with a big mug on it
    • everyone explores the town
  • A dwarf finds Tortolla
    • Bram Ironfell a merchant from the town, wants to meet with us to present an opportunity
      • Bram is one of the wealthiest merchants in the city
      • Kalad Ironfell was his brother
      • family was very churched and into mining
    • Tortolla rounds us up
  • We arrive the following night
    • servants show us in
    • Bram comes out, sharply dressed
    • Tortolla: “Our condolences on your brother”
    • Bram is a “representative” of the Elsir Consortium
    • dinner!
    • talk
      • old dwarf kingdom used to claim all of Elsir, but that was long ago
      • Ironfell has always been the predominant mining clan
      • they used to own a mine in Kerak Lode
      • it used to be huge, but it was unsustainable after the kingdom fell
      • was deep in the southern dessert (past the Thornewastes)
      • its location was a closely held secret, and that knowledge was lost
      • a parchment found in Modra’s possession might be referring to it
      • it might be connected to the arms running Modra was running
      • it mined everything, from gold to iron
      • it could help all of Elsir Vale’s defenses
      • for your troubles, 1000 Gold, and you can keep whatever you find along the way
      • the parchment leads along points of interest to the mine
      • “We’ll do it!"
  • At the Thornewastes
    • razor-sharp thorns
    • Tortolla finds a trail, ill-used but usable
    • Tortolla rolls to know creatures of the desert
      • small ones that can avoid the brambles
      • flying ones that go over them
    • Montiago Dillermo does arcana to see if there’s magic looming
      • nothing
    • Tarque uses athletics to follow the trail
    • endurance checks all around
      • 11, 14, 20, 24, 30
  • At night, hear a hacking
    • it’s Mag Blackthorn
    • a ranger who lives nearby
    • has not seen anyone else passing through these parts lately
    • the road, he says, goes to Dunesend
    • he’s been to Dunesend once or twice
      • a small town slowly getting smaller
    • anything we should be wary of?
      • raiders
    • any rumors of people to the south?
      • nope
    • what beasts are there?
  • To Dunesend
    • a tiny town of 100, mostly tents, around an oasis
    • almost all humans, if not all
    • everyone seems to be avoiding us, but when asked about supplies, they point us to Johnto
      • it’s kind of a shop
      • he finds our presence odd
      • “ever since the Queen took over, it’s been very difficult.” Queen Shephatia, demands tribute every month. They are due next week
    • let’s stay for a week and waylay the brigands, then find where they come from
  • Hollywood Montage of us doing nice things for the village
    • Thri-kreen baddies
    • we set up an ambush
  • Battle
    • red leader, a scout, wanders out
    • D’cafnaet’d sly flourishes red leader
    • Tarque runs up, plants the standard, pulls everyone in, kills three mooks, misses one, who jumps away
    • orange mauler grabs the banner, Tarque hits him and he falls prone with the banner
    • Leeloo critically hits the last mook, who dies
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts red leader
    • Tortolla bramble allies the ambusher, but misses
    • the ambusher misses Tarque
    • the desert talker leaps behind Tortolla, swirls sand around him, and then hits Montiago Dillermo and Leeloo with a jet of sand, which blinds them
    • red leader leaps over to Tarque and stabs him from behind
    • D’cafnaet’d runs over and stabs the mauler
    • Tarque uses the boiling cloud to miss red leader and hit the desert talker (but takes an opportunity attack)
    • the mauler stands up and leaps behind D’cafnaet’d, then hits him twice
    • Leeloo calls forth Eldritch Rain, misses red leader and hits the desert talker. She fails her savings vs blind, but D’cafnaet’d uses the broach and she succeeds on the second time
    • Montiago Dillermo shoots the desert talker, who is bloodied
    • Tortolla uses his Second Wind, then uses healing spirits to heal D’cafnaet’d and Tarque
    • the ambusher misses Tarque again
    • the desert talker hits Tortolla and Tarque, knocks them prone, and slides them into the sand pits, which restrains them
    • red leader leaps over to Montiago Dillermo and hits him
    • D’cafnaet’d misses the mauler, who leaps away
    • Tarque thorn strikes the desert talker
    • the mauler runs over to Montiago Dillermo because he’s bloodied, misses then hits him, and gives him an ongoing damage
    • Leeloo Witchfires the desert talker
    • Tortolla heals Montiago Dillermo and D’cafnaet’d, then calls the Spirit of the Tempest on the desert talker, who dies. Leeloo teleports on top of a rock
    • the ambusher misses Tarque again
    • red leader leaps over and stabs Tortolla with a critically hit
    • D’cafnaet’d leaps up a rock, flanks red leader, misses him, and then low slashes him
    • Tarque thorn strikes red leader to pull him into a sand trap, but misses. He moves up and allows D’cafnaet’d to shift into flanking position
    • the mauler hits D’cafnaet’d, and Tortolla uses his totem to push him away
    • Leeloo misses the ambusher with Curse of the Dark Dream
    • Montiago Dillermo stays invisible
    • Tortolla Spring Renewal Strikes red leader
    • the ambusher actually hits Tarque
    • red leader hits D’cafnaet’d
    • Tarque thorn strikes red leader and pulls him close
    • D’cafnaet’d bats aside red leader, who knocks the mauler prone and then dies
    • the mauler does full defense
    • Leeloo misses the ambusher with forceful strike, uses dark one’s own luck to reroll, and misses again
    • Montiago Dillermo immobilizes the mauler, burns an action point and hits the ambusher with a Phantom Bolt, and he’s bloodied
    • Tortolla gives D’cafnaet’d a chance to second wind, then Haunting Spirits the mauler
    • the ambusher runs
    • Tarque runs up and grapples the mauler, who surrenders
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Killing Tusk
  • Into Tusk’s camp
    • flaming catapult in one side, us in the other
    • four orcs and a boar
      • one in wolfskins: Wolfy
      • one with a dire bear skin: Bearie
      • one ugly one, who’s half dragon, with a massive hammer and tusks: Tusk
      • one hammer-wielding guy riding the boar: Boaris and Grimlock
      • one Mage hiding in a tree: Trollie
    • Tarque moves up and activates Form of the Winter Herald, then goes into full defense
    • Tusk runs behind a tree
    • Leeloo runs up to Tarque and Eldritch Blasts Wolfy, then Curses Bearie
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up to Tarque and shoots a crossbow at Wolfy, who is bloodied
    • a spectral wolf runs by and through Tarque, D’cafnaet’d, and Leeloo. It misses Tarque and Leeloo then leaps inside D’cafnaet’d. Cold teeth eat his insides and then the wolf leaps out and disappears
    • Montiago Dillermo throws a visions of avarice into the middle of the enemies. Bearie is the only one taken in, and he runs to the coins and is immobilized
    • Grimlock runs to a spot where he can charge
    • Trollie makes his appearance. He’s got a spear. He summons spirit claws that slice Leeloo’s brain to daze her
    • Wolfie chants and throws a bolt of lightning into Tarque, then arcs into Leeloo
    • Bearie goes on full defense, then escapes the immobilization
    • the fire expands north
    • Tortolla runs up to Tarque, summons Aegis, and heals D’cafnaet’d and Leeloo
    • Tarque runs up to Boaris and Grimlock, marks them, starts Stone’s Endurance, and does Roots of Stone to tie them down, but only hits Boaris with tree branches
    • Tusk runs around the Boaris/Grimlock/Tarque roadblock, double moves to close on the rest of the Happy Muggers, burns an action point to breathe noxious fumes on Leeloo, D’cafnaet’d, and critically hit Tortolla (they’re slowed). Tortolla’s thunder totem pushes him back toward the roadblock
    • Leeloo shoots an Eldritch Blast at Wolfie, who dies, and she teleports to cover and saves to not be slowed
    • D’cafnaet’d stands up and sly flourishes tusk with a crossbow
    • Montiago Dillermo misses tusk with a Phantom Bolt, then maintains the avarice to pull Grimlock and Boaris into a tree
    • Grimlock gores Tarque
    • Boaris misses Tarque with his hammer
    • Trollie throws the claws and slices Tortolla’s brain to daze him
    • Bearie runs from the gold fountain of avarice
    • the fire spreads west
    • Tortolla heals himself and Leeloo, then saves to not be slowed
    • Tarque uses his Form of the Winter Herald attack to hit Boaris and Grimlock and immobilize them, then shifts next to Tusk, burns an action point, and hits with Earth Grasp Strike
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains Bearie and Trollie
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up, fairy fires Trollie, then Acrobatic Strikes to backstab him, then burns an action point to sly flourish. Trollies bloodied
    • Montiago Dillermo throws Grasping Shadows at Bearie and Trollie, but misses, then drives Tusk and Boaris to the gold fountain
    • Grimlock does full defense
    • Boaris throws a net next to Tarque
    • Trollie throws claws into Tortolla’s brain and dazed him
    • Bearie runs up and misses Leeloo
    • the fire expands south
    • Tortolla uses his Second Wind
    • Tarque blocks Grimlock from charging
    • Tusk stands up, takes damage, and breathes poison onto Tarque
    • D’cafnaet’d Acrobatic Strikes Trollie, gets a critically hit, and Trollie dies
    • as he dies, he misses everyone he tries to hit
    • Leeloo Witchfires Bearie, critically hits, and bloodies him so she can teleport from him
    • Montiago Dillermo Mirror Mazes, hits Boaris and Grimlock, but misses Tusk
    • Grimlock misses Tarque
    • Boaris can’t do jack
    • Bearie runs up next to Leeloo and misses her
    • the fire spreads north twice
    • Tortolla recharges with his jewel, Haunting Spirits Bearie and gives D’cafnaet’d combat advantage, then runs over to Tarque
    • Tarque walks away from Grimlock the Boar, who misses an opportunity attack (he’s in a Mirror Maze)
    • Tusk swings twice at Tarque, misses once and hits once
    • D’cafnaet’d runs over to Bearie and Acrobatic Strikes him, and he dies, and as he does he swipes at D’cafnaet’d and Leeloo
    • Leeloo critically hits Grimlock with an Eldritch Blast
    • Montiago Dillermo speaks horrid whispers and slows Grimlock and Boaris, burns an action point and Phantom Bolts Grimlock
    • Grimlock trundles through the tent
    • Boaris misses Tarque
    • the fire expands west and south
    • Tortolla positions himself and calls a Spirit of the Healing Flood. Grimlock, Tusk and Boaris all take damage. The Happy Muggers get regeneration
    • Tarque hits Boaris with the Weight of the Earth
    • Tusk smashes his hammer into Tarque twice. Tarque goes from 55 HP to 17 HP
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots Tusk with Easy Target
    • Leeloo Curses Tusk with a Dark Dream and slides him away from Tarque
    • Montiago Dillermo hits Grimlock with a Phantom Bolt
    • Grimlock gores Tarque. 4 HP left!
    • Boaris misses Tarque
    • the fire spreads east and west
    • Tortolla does Spring Renewal Strike to hit Grimlock and let Tarque use two surges (thanks, Walking Wounded Cloak!). As Grimlock dies, he misses Tarque
    • Tarque pulls the weight if earth onto Boaris
    • Tusk spits poison at Tarque and Leeloo, but misses Leeloo. He saves out of Easy Target
    • D’cafnaet’d uses trickster’s blade to throw the acidic dagger at Tusk
    • Leeloo misses Tusk with Forceful Assault, which still hurts him and bloodies him, and wings blow out of his back and poison oozes from his wounds
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts Tusk
    • Boaris misses Tarque
    • the fire expands north and west. It’s right next to Boaris now
    • Tortolla moves Aegis up to block Tusk, Haunting Spirits and misses Boaris
    • Tarque Bull Rushes Boaris, but Boaris holds his ground
    • Tusk flies past Aegis, who misses an opportunity attack, and hits Tortolla but misses D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d hits Tusk with a Dazing Strike
    • Leeloo misses Tusk with Eldritch Blast
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts Boaris and pushes him into the fire
    • Boaris dies in the fire, and as he dies hits the ground to miss Tarque
    • the fire expands west and south
    • Tortolla Haunting Spirits but misses, then runs away
    • D’cafnaet’d runs away
    • Tusk spits poison at Montiago Dillermo, who fades away, then saves against the acid
    • D’cafnaet’d stealthily hides and shoots Tusk
    • Leeloo critically hits with an Eldritch Blast
    • Aegis goes and bites Tusk, who dies!
  • Survey the battle
    • lots of battle
    • Parrying Hammer for Tortolla
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Killing Tusk
The master of the siege falls

The catapult jumped and creaked as it rolled downhill, the tendrils of flame trailing it as it gained speed. The tree stump north of the tent stopped it with a wrenching thunk and a shower of sparks, and in an instant Tusk’s men were standing around it. In another instant Tarque stepped out of the darkness and into the flame’s glow, ice billowing around him and fortifying his shield.

Tusk, the leader of the vast army now surrounding Overlook, a half-dragon, half-orc standing seven feet tall, hid behind a tree.

Leeloo and D’cafnaet’d ran behind the goliath and let fly their projectiles, and were answered with a spectral wolf that lept inside the drow. Montiago too the opportunity to weave an illusion and distract the orcs, pulling their attention and their bodies away from the immediate threat. Tarque pressed the advantage and locked many of them down with blows from his hammer, but Tusk deftly stepped aside and ran to the less-armored rear of the group, breathing noxious fumes on the lot of them.

As they stumbled away they tried to help Tarque, now becoming surrounded. A wolf-skin-clad orc fell first, then the one in troll skin.

Montiago kept his illusion shining all the while, the distraction moving the orcs just where they didn’t want to be just as Tarque moved into position to hit them. But Tusk roamed freely behind the line, far enough from the illusion as to be immune. As he saw his personal guard falling he flanked Tarque and delivered two massive hammer blows, but the warden stood firm. A moment later Tortolla called healing spirits for his old friend, and back into the fight they charged.

A glancing blow from Leeloo enraged Tusk, and as his dragon blood swelled inside him wings burst forth and he began oozing poison from his skin. As he flew around to Tortolla, Montiago pushed a wolf-rider into the fire and out of the fight. All eyes turned to Tusk as he spit poison down from the sky. Those who could run away and fire from afar did so, but in the end a snap from Aegis caught the half-orc’s foot and he fell to the ground, never to rise again.

The subsequent sword to the neck and resulting decapitation made extra sure of that.

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Taking the Catapult
  • Attacking the catapult
    • Leeloo runs out, gets shot twice
    • D’cafnaet’d runs out and is sneaky
    • Tortolla runs out, Spring Renewal Strikes the gnoll that ran at Leeloo, and heals Leeloo
    • Montiago Dillermo hits the two frontmost gnolls
    • Tarque misses the gnoll in front
    • a gnoll warfang marks Tarque
    • a gnoll runs up and covers Leeloo, then hits her. She Caiphon Leaps away
    • Leeloo Eldritch Rains the bloodcaller and the war fang
    • a death pledged gnoll flanks Tarque, then misses him
    • the gnoll runt archer shoots Leeloo. Shes down to 5 HP
    • the other gnoll archer shoots Tarque, who is bloodied
    • D’cafnaet’d runs up and sly flourishes the blood caller, but misses. He then burns an action point to miss with sly flourish
    • Tortolla uses Wind of Pain and Succor to hit the blood caller, then heals Leeloo and Tarque
    • Montiago Dillermo throws a Mirror Maze around the gnoll war fang
    • Tarque does Roots of Stone and hits the death pledged gnoll and the runt archer, then activates Stone’s Endurance and burns an action point to use his Second Wind
    • the warfang stabs at a mirror image and misses the real Tarque
    • the blood caller goes into a blood frenzy, slashes D’cafnaet’d, shifts away from D’cafnaet’d, and howls out to D’cafnaet’d and Leeloo to come to him with a blood call, which pulls them
    • Leeloo misses the blood caller, then burns an action point to use her Second Wind
    • death pledged gnoll hits Tarque
    • the runt is too close; he does full defense
    • the archer misses Tarque
    • D’cafnaet’d drops a dark cloud and stabs the blood caller, but misses
    • Tortolla does thunder bears’ warding on the blood caller, then burns an action point to use Haunting Spirits on the blood caller, who dies
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts at the warfang, but misses
    • Tarque hits the death pledged gnoll, knocking him prone
    • the war fang runs up and misses Tortolla
    • Leeloo Witchfires the warfang
    • the death pledged gnoll crawls over and hits Tarque from the ground
    • the runt misses Leeloo
    • the archer misses Tarque
    • D’cafnaet’d shoots the prone death pledged gnoll
    • Tortolla heals Tarque
    • Montiago Dillermo misses the war fang
    • Tarque misses the prone death pledged gnoll
    • Leeloo hits the war fang, who is bloodied
    • the death pledged gnoll stands up, then hits Tarque with his spear
    • the runt shifts, then aims at Tortolla—d misses his opportunity attack—and hits
    • D’cafnaet’d uses trickster’s blade on the runt and critically hits
    • Tortolla misses with protecting spirit
    • Montiago Dillermo critically hits the death pledged gnoll, who dies, but then stands up to be animated by spirits for a turn
    • Leeloo misses the warfang
    • the death pledged gnoll, animated, hits Tortolla, misses Tortolla and then dies
    • the runt shoots Montiago Dillermo, who disappears
    • the archer misses D’cafnaet’d
    • D’cafnaet’d stabs the runt
    • Montiago Dillermo shoots the runt, who dies
    • Tarque hits the warfang
    • the warfang misses Tarque
    • Leeloo Eldritch Blasts the archer
    • the archer misses D’cafnaet’d, then tries to run off the map
    • D’cafnaet’d runs over and shoots the warfang
    • Tortolla misses the warfang
    • Montiago Dillermo uses Grasping Shadows to stop the archer
    • Tarque hits the warfang, who dies
    • Leeloo runs over and Eldritch Blasts the archer
    • the archer shoots Leeloo
    • D’cafnaet’d pulls out his crossbow, and hits the archer
    • Tortolla runs across the field
    • Montiago Dillermo Phantom Bolts the archer
    • Tarque leaps over a rock and runs at the archer
    • Leeloo hits the archer, runs up next to him and draws her sword
    • the archer tries to run; Leeloo uses an opportunity attack and kills him
    • loot
      • cloak of the walking wounded +2 for Tarque
  • roll the catapult into the tent
    • set it on fire before it hits the tent
    • We jag left once it’s got enough momentum
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